7 dating tips for Mormon women, helpfully mansplained for you
Single Mormon women: You’ve been hijacked by dangerous feminist ideologies that prevent you from recognizing that you can never be happy without a man. Any man. So sisters, get with the program.
Over at “Mormon Game,” there’s a piece this week that is so craptastically from a different century that it seems like satire but regards itself with utter seriousness.
Single women, listen up! You are up a creek without a paddle. You need marriage. You need motherhood. And you are falling short.
7 dating tips for Mormon women, helpfully mansplained for you
You had also better hurry; that pesky clock is ticking. Whereas men only beste tsjekkiske datingsider get more attractive as they age because “they gain a career, a house, [and] life experience,” your equivalent economic success and life experience are essentially worthless and can even be liabilities. What matters most are your body and your appearance:
What happens to women as they age? The window of opportunity for birthing children becomes shorter, they become jaded and lose their cheerful visage, and they become stuck in a lifestyle that makes a family less practical.